Car Wreck in the Parking Lot

So today I had to run to a different MS building on campus, but I couldn't pull out because a security truck was parked right behind my car in the parking lot. I saw the security guard on his cell phone, pacing around... then I saw an Asian lady on her cell phone, and another guy on his cellphone. Then I saw the lady's car... smashed into the back of the fella's car. She had a shiny silver Audi, and she had run into a parked BMW M3, shiny black. Her front end and his back end were pretty mushed together. Then I heard the security guy saying, "You should get the owner of this car on the phone as he probably doesn't know his moonroof is pretty much gone." I noticed that the car NEXT to the BMW that was hit had the moonroof smashed out completely. When the security guy got off the phone, I asked how that moonroof had gotten smashed since there was no other damage to the car. He said, "You didn't see the light pole? Look!" and lo, the lady had FIRST completely taken out a light pole (which fell onto the car and smashed out the moonroof) and then smashed into the back of the BMW.

As he walked over to move his truck for me, I asked the security guard how she had managed to take down a light pole and smash into a parked car in a parking lot... "We haven't gotten that far yet."